Kuroyoto Idol

*AhhhWAAAAA*
"Welcome to Kuroyoto Idol! Where your favorite characters butcher your favorite songs!"
*Camera pans to judge's table*
"These are our celebrity judges! Josh Ramsey, Tatsuya, Warui and Daisuke! And up first...Kitsune Foxune!!!"
*Crowd cheers, Kitsune is shoved onto the stage and is blinded by the bright lights.*

"Uhhh, what do I do?"
Kitsune was dazed for a second. There was a whisper from offstage.
"Sing, sing what?"
A short whisper later, he seemed ready.
"Uh...OK!!"
"Everybody was kung-fu fighting! Hua! Those cats were fast as lightning! Haa! In fact it was..."

Warui threw a brick at him.
"SHUT UP! NEXT!"
Daisuke held up his hand.
"Wait, it was really...Bad."
Josh Ramsey spoke up, "Can you dance? I can put you in my next video!"
Warui glanced at them both and slammed his head against the table.
"This sucks....Why am I even here?"
Daisuke smiled,
"Because I super glued you to the chair."

Hitori walked onto the stage wearing a purple fedora with a feather. She pulled the fedora down to cover her eyes.
"Que music..."
The song that nobody seems to remember the name of starts playing.
"I dunno what you heard about me. But a bitch can't get a dollar outta me. No cadillac, no perms. You can't see that I'm a mother fucking P-I-M-P."

Daisuke stood up and pointed at her.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Warui started clapping.
"Greatttttt!!!"
Josh Ramsey looked at her, "Can you dance?"
Tatsuya stared at her wide-eyed and started crying.

Hitori walked over to Josh and sat on his lap.
"I can do anything you want."
She stroked his chest.

Warui grabbed her and pulled her onto his lap. He took the fedora off her head and placed it on his own.
"Don't bother, honey, he's gay."
Daisuke glared at them both with hellfire in his eyes.
"NEXT!"
Josh Ramsey spoke next, "HEY! there's a difference between being Bi and Gay!"
Warui glanced at him.
"Yeah, you are gay, and I'm Bi. NEXT!"

Hitori started pouting, as she remembered how the backstage crew was hitting on her.
"Can I stay here?"

Daisuke pointed to the audience. "Sit down over there, then you can stay."
Warui held her tighter.
Josh was about to ask if she could dance, but Warui shot him a glance that could kill a horse.
"NEEEXXXTTTTT!!!!!"

Hitori wrapped her arms around Warui's neck.
"I don't want to go over there."
She held onto Warui tightly.
"I wanna stay with Warui."

Daisuke rolled his eyes.
"If the next person sucks, I'm going to kill Josh Ramsey. NEXT!!"
Josh looked over.
"Wait. What?"

Hitori licked Warui's cheek.
"Tehe."
She took the fedora that was originally her's off of Warui.

Warui lowered his voice to a whisper.
"Don't do that or we'll have to go to PM time."
He took the hat back.
"NEXT!"

There was a flash and a puff of smoke and Kano was standing there.
"Yo. I'm gonna sing...."
He thought for a second.
"Uhhh...."

Warui tried to stand but realized that Hitori was on him and he was glued to the chair.
"SING OR LEAVE >:-(!!"

Tatsuya sat with his head low, staring in fear at Kano. "W-why.. w-wh-why d-don't you s-sing.. one of t-those easy t-to r-remember.. s-songs..??"

"I'll be back. I have to review my lyrics."
He poofed away.

"U-um.." He looked around, twidling his thumbs. "..."

Warui readied a brick and tossed it at Tatsuya.
"Stop that!"
He looked at his ACNE Respwaning Box o' Bricks. It held a dozen more. Then it was back to fourteen.

"Owie.." He held his head, a large gash that was gushing blood on it. "T-that hurteded.."

"That's the point. I don't think Kano is coming back. NEXT!!"
Warui sat in his chair with one hand on it, leaning on his hand.

Tanuki rolled onto the stage, then unballed himself. "Helloooooooooo Kuroyoto!! It's been a while!! How ya doin'?? I'ma sing a song!! A song for you, sing song sing for song you sing! And the best part about whatever I just said is that I have absolutely no idea whatever I just said!!"

"So sing song sing for song you sing, jackass!"
Warui laughed.
"Just kidding honey, do your thing."

Hitori tried to stealthly steal her hat back from Warui, again.

He stood in thought for a moment, then grabbed the mic. "I don't know what to sing yet.."