Warui's house!! PARTY CENTRAL!!!!!

Warui grabbed Tanuki's tail.
"Got your tail."

"Your tails... They look fuuuuunnnnyyy..."
Her head tilted as she watched the trippiness of their tails.

((oooc: Lmao don't worry.. I will XP))

He gasped. "Holy fluff what has my tail?!"

He looked at his tail, then the hand on it, then the arm, then up to Warui. "Oh, hey there! You got my tail! I thought some giant boogie man came from under your bed and was going to pull me under there and kill me.. but I guess not!"

Then he raised an eyebrow. "Did I say 'holy fluff'..?"

Then he looked at Hitori. "My tail does not look funnny!! Not funny!! Bloo-I mean, I take care of it evveeerryyday. I loffles my tail! Loffles.. luffles.."

He grabbed Warui's. "And his!"

"I wanna fuck! I guess Hitori's up first..Spread 'em sexy"
Warui jumped on top of her.

"Whaaa?"
Her attention slowly changed to Warui.

He giggled. "Okay, you two, I'll be over here. I know,"

He jumped off the bed and raised his arms. "I'll go to another demension!!"

With that, he spun around, enough to make him dizzy and fall over. He slowly sat up and blinked. "Hmm... hmm.. hmm... hm.. hmmmmmMMOWWMWMWNMMNiiiiiiiiNMMMMMMMOOOWWWWWMMM!!"


((ooc: Okay, while you two make sweet love, I'll be a humpback whale! ))

"Bwuahaha!" He sat in the corner and watched them. ".......MmmmMMOWWWWAMMnnnniiiimmmmMMMMMMNNnnNNNNNnnnnnNNNMMmmmm..."



((ooc: Lovely music for thy surroundings ))

"Mwooooooooooooooaaaaaannnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnmmmnnniiinmmmmmmmmm.." His head tilted as he continued to watch them. "No.. I'm not a whale.. I'm.. I'm.. a COW!"

He jumped up and put his hands to his mouth in a shouting position. "MOOOO!!!!"

Hitori nodded and rolled off the bed and into the corner of the bed. Whether it was the alchol, weed, or sex was unknown but she quickly fell asleep.

"My turn?" He looked over to Warui, then grinned. "You gonna milk me, foxy man?"

"If you want me too, sure. I always enjoy fresh....Milk."
Warui smiled, got off the bed and onto his knees.
"Give it to me..."

He smirked, holding out his arms by his hips and waiting. "Come get it."


((ooc: Oh boy LOL XD))

Warui crawled over to Tanuki.
"Where to start?"
He licked his lips.

"Well, it seems I've still got my pants on." Tanuki grinned. "That may be a helpful hint."

"So? Take 'em off. I won't do that for you, but I'll do everything else."
Warui smiled and got up off the floor.
"Wait a bit."
He walked back over to his bed and pulled Hitori out from the space between the wall.
"Oh, boy. I hope she's OK..."
He placed her in the bed so that she couldn't roll out of it again and tucked her in.
"Out like a light...Now, for you."
He jumped at Tanuki and landed on him, kissing him deeply.

"Whoa.." Tanuki said before being jumped on and brought to the ground, suddenly making out with Warui.

"Mmmm..."
Warui rested his head against Tanuki's chest.
"I have a stupid idea! Wanna go steady?"
((OOC: LOL! Plotness! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I HAVE SEXUAL FEELINGS FOR YOU! THIS IS LIKE ACTING TO ME! I TALK IN CAPS!))

((OOC:I did what Amerika does to Japanimation. I took out all the good parts and made it shitty. Peace.))

((ooc: LMAO niiice. And everyone? O_o))

He smiled, patting Warui's head. "Sure thing, foxy. Whatever you like, though, it wasn't very nice to get me all excited like that."

"I'm not done with you yet!"
Warui shoved him onto the floor and kissed him.

He grinned into the kiss, then gave Warui a strange look, still grinning. "Is this what you call going steady?"

((A long PM time and short timeskip later...))
"Ohhh..."
Warui saw Hitori laying in front of him. He felt something behind him and turned.
"Hey....Hey...Tanuki. Boyfriend raccoon thing! Get up!"
He found his pants and shirt but couldn't find his belt.
"Awww man! Sensei's gonna have my ass in a sling!"

"Er...?" He blinked, sitting up and rubbing his head. "Ugh... do I have to..?"

"Yeah! I gotta get to school or my parents'll cut off my trust fund."
Warui threw his pants on, jumping on the bed and clapping his hands near Hitori.
"Wake up! We're late for school!"

"So, they let you drink, smoke pot, have sex, but if you miss one day of school you get cut off a trust fund?" He tilted his head slightly as he stood up, looking around the room. All he had was boxers, so it looked like he was going to school a little more than partially naked.